SHE DID THAT SHIT
WHAT HTE FUCK
I feel like I’m on a list now… I swear I didn’t know what it was when I clicked on it officer.
The way she walks off stage though!!
The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa.
Oh my god
Oh my god
Well that took all of 2 seconds for me to hit the reblog button.
i just yelled
AMAZING JUST AMAZING OH MY GOD
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, “Baby you’re making me hard.” Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? “It’s Jake, from State Farm.” FML http://www.fmylife.com/20562846 Sent from the FML Official Android application
I read this and couldn’t stop laughing.
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He’s been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML http://www.fmylife.com/20586362 Sent from the FML Official Android application
every tim someone rebogs this i get a doller for my rash treatment <3
1 LIKE = 100 PRAYERS
this won’t make ur blog look ugly
if you scroll past this ur HEARTLESS xD
look @ this poor helpless blogger
IF WE CAN GET SOMEONE A FLUFFY CHICKEN WE CAN HELP THIS PERSON OUT.
COME ON GUYS. TAKE 3 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOUR FANDOM POSTS.
MAY JESUS BLESS UR SOUL
*30 glee gifs*