if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast
I can’t hear you
over his glorious…
Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans
That’s good service.
We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..
Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.
Also known as dAMN SON
221 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
#i bet there’s a happy team of shield employees #who keep submitting forms about how steve needs another outfit #he should probably come in for another fitting #but sir we need to make sure the hip to shoulder ratio is perfect #oh and we want to make sure there’s a perfect kevlar section for each ab #just stand there while i get the oil #did i say oil?#i meant measuring tape #funny #what a hilarious misspeak (tags by ifeelbetterer)
LMAO (did I say oil?) HAHAHA
I made a sugar cookie in a cup! So proud…
We are so proud of you! Mug hack on!
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
I LOVE THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT ON MY DASH 3 TIMES AND EACH TIME IT’S A DIFFERENT PICTURE
UPDATE: IT IS CURRENTLY SEBASTIAN ROCHE CARESSING A PINEAPPLE
Update: It is now Dean dancing with the opening worn hole thing at the beginning of Doctor Who