Bitch Pudding

Superheroes, cars, motorcycles, music, hotties, movies, food, fashion, comic books and stupid shit. i can be a bitch and people hate me. I know who I am, and that's all I can be.

krymsinviking:

sam-wienerchester:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

WHAT HTE FUCK

I feel like I’m on a list now… I swear I didn’t know what it was when I clicked on it officer.

The way she walks off stage though!!

(Source: horrorandglamour)

livinlikeleila:

badw0lfff:

strawberrybudikai:

itsonlythefairytale:


The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa

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Oh my god

Oh my god

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Well that took all of 2 seconds for me to hit the reblog button.

i just yelled

AMAZING JUST AMAZING OH MY GOD

(Source: hellkatsally, via damnthosewinchesterboys)

FML Official

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, “Baby you’re making me hard.” Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? “It’s Jake, from State Farm.” FML http://www.fmylife.com/20562846 Sent from the FML Official Android application

FML Official

I read this and couldn’t stop laughing.


Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He’s been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML http://www.fmylife.com/20586362 Sent from the FML Official Android application

the-vashta-nerada:

cloysterbell:

the-vashta-nerada:

every tim someone rebogs this i get a doller for my rash treatment <3 

1 LIKE = 100 PRAYERS

this won’t make ur blog look ugly

if you scroll past this ur HEARTLESS xD

automatic reblog

look @ this poor helpless blogger

IF WE CAN GET SOMEONE A FLUFFY CHICKEN WE CAN HELP THIS PERSON OUT.

COME ON GUYS. TAKE 3 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOUR FANDOM POSTS.

MAY JESUS BLESS UR SOUL

*30 glee gifs*

i love how in the beginning of season 4 of smallville, Clark has such a close relationship with Jason. Even though he’s dating Lana behind his back

dekaohtoura:

First Lois Lane meets Lana Lang. Then they meet again as Bridgette Crosby and Martha Kent.

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